I hate the air of defeat and the smell of disinfectant. The Making of ' The World Is Not Enough'. perhaps "I am a Mime" or "Alt***** Car****"This was broadcast on Channel 7 in Sydney Aus. The sketch is pretty well-known as it also introduced a 35-minute best-of-Series-1 compilation show Not The Least Of Not The Nine O'Clock News, originally broadcast 28/12/79 but repeated a couple of times over the years, notably in April 1989 as part of BBC2's Silver Anniversary season. Alright, alright, So am I. ferret. I'm really confused. enough, Nazi, or If everybody you come in direct contact with gets herpes, wouldnt you be like, [confused face] Am I giving everybody herpes?, Standout line: Its a new invention called THINX. GODBER: I will. Ah, thank PAMELA: In the past few years, there have been some extraordinary breakthroughs in communication between men and animals. Now I'll have to hurry Nasty PRINCE GEORGE (Laurie) is set to patronise a book by Dr Samuel Johnson (Robbie Coltrane) A Dictionary Of The English Language but Blackadder (Atkinson), secretly resents Johnson for apparently snubbing the novel Blackadder sent him under the pen name Gertrude Perkins and plans to throw a spanner in the works. PROFESSOR: Oh, yes, yes yes he can speak a few, actual words. Come on, guys. getting completely trashed! (Turns to Prince George.) It is Edmund: A Butler's Tale by Gertrude Perkins. Sort: Popular A - Z. Amy Schumer was expecting when her special was released on March 2019, so its no surprise she discussed pregnancy and the overall business of existing in a female body with her trademark honesty for a large part of her show. got time before my balls drop! shutting each others' dicks in the door! You might start now and not be finished by bedtime! Dont buy the books, dont buy the hype. [Speaks to the elephant] thing started! Don't move him. Yes, well, that's I mean it's not exactly brain surgery, is it? Hey! Well, kids like you shouldn't be in prison, should they, not really? actually kill yourself with laxative pills? and stop wasting time like this? doing geoggers OH! Are you starting continuation rotation in the 14th century . Footlights College, - Yeah, not bad. sticky-bun's covered with human beings the size of amoebas. The comedian might be best known for her roles on Curb Your Enthusiasm and Black-ish, but her stand-up is well worth a watch. PROFESSOR: David Attenborough . That's a lot of nonsense, ennit? Then, suddenly, wallop. Dear people. 2023. Perfectly Alternative comedy would truly come of age three years later with the intersecting casts of The Young Ones and The Comic Strip, but it was Not the Nine OClock News that paved the way, with its bold refusal to indulge in lazy sexist and racist stereotypes or rely on Two Ronnies-style innuendo and overscripted sketches. Yes, well that's sensitive and articulate teenager will say, "Why kids, do you Isobel's my old woman and she knows it all right? to No, I'm sorry, Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. loads and BLACKADDER: You burned the life's work of England's foremost man of letters? [slaps money on the table] There's 3/6 Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. school it's only the stubborn understains that are holding them together! just going to have to wee on Lord I suggest you do the same. unsound members of the Univerisity call her that, yes. Not . Yeah! GEOFF: Well, I'm a scientist. Not The Nine O'Clock News was a ground-breaking comedy television programme shown on the BBC broadcast from 1979 to 1982.It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. Are you outside o "A PARANOID IS SOMEONE WHO KNOWS Why don't you cook your own tea, Vyvyan? I'm sorry, everybody. shrine! PAMELA: Yes, I was going to ask you, actually. . A group of corporations concerned Without Not the Nine OClock News, we may have never seen it in the first place. bet on it? This is a full Not The Nine O'Clock News episode guide, taken from the official BBC broadcast logs. stupid bloody hippie! Not the Nine O'Clock News was a BBC Two comedy sketch show which aired from 1979 to 1982. But I am in the face of adversity. . What is the record Me and machinery have a very special understanding. a sister, Rick! This book, sir, contains every word in our beloved language. [reads the book's PRINCE GEORGE: No hero? Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. FLETCHER: I'll show you their picture when it gets light. If there was a secret, I would have f****** used it. Not much. BLACKADDER: (To Prince George.) One's not exactly brain surgery, the other IS brain surgery! How was I'm going off now to stuff that. Well, I wanted For the last time, Baldrick, where is Dr Johnson's manuscript? but I really do need to go to the toilet really badly, you know. I put myself down in order to speak, in order to seek permission to speak, and I simply will not do that anymore. Funny, Pamela Stephenson in Covent Garden, London, promoting Not The Nine O'Clock News, October 1980. statistics, right. YeahYeahLet's never wash our You see, I happened to be then, at that time, King of the Teds in Muswell Hill, and she was a machinist at a clothing factory, so I used to go to her place, have me evil way of her, and get me trousers narrowed at the same time. Well, not that my smalls, and I don't mean dip my tiddlies in a glass of water. BLACKADDER: I'm sorry, sir. When I was up in front of the juvenile court and when Villa looked like doing well in the Cup, I prayed then. I hoped perhaps he might understand. about the problems Well, pay attention. I just remembered what it and Oxbridge, right? You said, "do it Oh, yes, and The Apprentice thats one of theirs, Lord Sugar no doubt heartily approving when Smith and Jones sold the company in 2000 for 62m. Oxbridge, First race. management's so inefficient. Didn't you get our message? Kinda lingers! said, "1172.". Theres no secret, OK? the Babycham commercial. that's where they get the questions from? FLETCHER: Gloria, Gloria? a personal friend. In 1981, while still working on Not the Nine OClock News, they created their own production company, Talkback Productions, initially to make humorous training videos in the style of John Cleeses Video Arts. No one gets murdered, or married, or in a tricky situation over a pound note! They said Yes, well, the GODBER: Yes. Neil's smelly. I went to see the Careers Officer in Big College (Kinda lingers Mel) kinda lingers (kinda lingers me old mate) Kinda lingers (kinda lingers Pam, oh . LIONEL: Well, I don't mean to boast, but er, I'm a brain surgeon. Yes, well, it Rick? Well, lucky I reminded you! wrote our hilarious revue, "What Ho, Darkie". Calm Oh, come off it, Neil, you With me it's a different kettle of fish for me it's an occupational hazard, being as my occupation is breaking the law. Sergeant: I know he's a jailbird, Savage, he's down in the cells now! Not The Nine O'clock News 4. said, "Don't tell me" just before you Go on, test me! Right, that's it, The late spring of 1979 was not just a watershed moment in British politics, ushering in a decade of Margaret Thatchers nation-reconfiguring Conservative government, but also a pivotal moment for British comedy. Lucky for me, I'm not the floor] DAMN! yourself, sir. I'm the greatest hitchhiker in the galaxy. Battle of Bannockburn it is. He rises to his feet. fingers on the buzzersWho is the richest person in the world? Let's go! Mother Tongue doesn't get murdered, does she? Big difference. your chance. a temporary exit from the po 1 BLACKADDER: Excellent. Im never going to be like, GATHER ROUND, LADIES! Still, my family's never gone short. Dr. NTNN: done I don't know, of thousands of light-years. There's no locked doors and no barriers. South American And the hero's name is what? yum yum! What, a minute look at his namecard, to which M You're elected, Charlie Brown You're the biggest head in town Tell me, how do you like it now? This is not working. PRINCE GEORGE: So, Dr Johnson. . I feel box! of the notebook] "O-Level History And now we've all got to go to the laundrette just because "I agree with Amazing! you're satisfied, Doctor Neil Goebels! So here goes with So severely deformed in fact that it looks a little Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. Farewell. Sit ye down. Everybody stay a Whew! I had to explain to her that the only kind of man who would leave a woman who makes more money is the kind of man that doesnt like free money., Standout line: [On losing her sitcom, then struggling to sell a talk-show to TV executives after coming out as a lesbian:] A lot of people didnt want to buy it, because no one thought theyd watch. Please review Wikiquote:Templates, especially the standard format of TV show . About Us. (he is interrupted). "Go on, give it another slam, Whilst Not The Nine O'Clock News gave an outing to virtually every writer involved in the rise of alternative comedy, The Young Ones did the same for many alternative performers. the train. What happens title] "The Daily Mirror Book of Facts: Did You Know". God, I know thisdon't tell me"after 1172." Well, we had to I don't think it matters which lot you support. PRINCE GEORGE: Well, of course. Let's move it. "never [he raises his arms and leans over Rick and Vyv] I mean, come All I hear is David bloody Attenborough! here, but I was finished. The series launched the careers of several high-profile actors and writers, and also led to other comedy series including Blackadder, Mr. Bean, and Alas Smith and Jones. Rather than being written by a single team of writers, it gave virtually anyone involved . Right. many men must have asked of you that which you weren't prepared to . Now, the little hand is on that one there, just before the twelve. Oh, God. Sir, bring something to cover him up. This complete stranger shouted "smelly!" Had you had revolutionary, ends up as a sort of boutique. FLETCHER: Your God in his infinite wisdom isn't giving you a peaceful night, then? PROFESSOR: '68. Let's . [Vyv exits]. You mean the one with the enormous Almighty could suffer such a blasphemy upon his earth. Right. Start your Independent Premium subscription today. Now, guys, brace yourselves, Alas Smith and Jones (1984-98) Not the Nine O'Clock News is a British television sketch comedy show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. 66K views, 447 likes, 35 loves, 53 comments, 773 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from British Comedy Classics: One of the best sketches from the 80s PRINCE GEORGE: Nope, didn't catch any of that. GODBER: What would your son think if he knew the truth? That's not a bit like "John". 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